
Dad: "Rollin... in my five point oh with my rag top down so my hair can blow.."
Bill: "What's your damage?"
Dad: "That's just a little rap I learned back when I was but a wee lad. A Mr. Robert Matthew Van Winkle used to sing it. Err.. speak it. Rap it I guess."
Bill: "Gee thanks Grampa, what does that have to do with this car?"
Dad: "This is the car he was talking about! Kindof. Same type, different style. From the outward appearance I believe this might be a 1989 Saleen Mustang 5.0."
Bill: "You don't know for sure on this one either?"
Dad: "Well there are a lot of people pretending their cars are something they are not. This one has the ground effects, ground effects decal, and ridiculous wing of a genuine Saleen though it is missing the decal from the front spoiler as well as the badges."
Bill: "So it's either a fast car to impress the Vanilla Ices of the world or it's a hoopty belonging to a poseur."
Dad: "Agreed."
Bill: "Excellent. Can we go home now?"
Dad: "Don't you want to hear my other rap about hoopties by the great Sir Mix-a-Lot? Myyyyy hoopty rollin, tail pipe draggin, heat don't work and..."
Bill: "I gotta learn to walk..."
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